“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY
*slips crying newborn baby a cigarette* here kid, this’ll mellow you out
when people correct ur grammar on the internet
do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
if ur happy ur as beautiful as a thousand kittens
this guy in my precollege program broke up with this girl because he realized he was gay and she outed him to everybody in his school because she was mad he broke up with her so he fucked her brother and that is the wildest shit i have ever heard
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.